bob the uber moose:
What is bob?
A chatting moose... OF DOOM!!!!!1111one
How do i get bob?
/invite bob #yourchannel
How do i get rid of bob?
Some cheese, a steak, 3 frogs, and a fairly large pack of noodles, if that fails, try kicking him.
bob has taken over my channel!
Never op (+o) bob, he is evil, and he will eat your firstborn child.
I already opped bob, and he's the only op left!
Wait for bob to get restarted which happens on completely irregular intervals, or ask in #help, and hope they show pitty.
What can bob do?
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Message
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Reply
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flibble
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plob
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any sentance containing 'mooses'
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All hail the evil overlords!
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What's wrong with the CD?
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!? ... DUST!!
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The internet is really really good!
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For porn!
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any sentance containing 'fishbot'
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fish don't go m00, only m00ses do!
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hey bob, look, it's mumbles!
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WHERE?!? Aaaah, get it away from me!!!
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/me strokes bob
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* bob purrrrs
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any sentance containing 'Chuck Norris'
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a random (true!) Chuck Norris fact.
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noodles
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mooses?
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Unknown commands:
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6
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bob will also greet some people joining the channel with
* bob hits nick with his antlers
The only way to stop this is by changing your nick.
bob will also m00 contentedly at the person that invited him.