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bob the uber moose:
 
bob
 
What is bob?
A chatting moose... OF DOOM!!!!!1111one
 
How do i get bob?
/invite bob #yourchannel
 
How do i get rid of bob?
Some cheese, a steak, 3 frogs, and a fairly large pack of noodles, if that fails, try kicking him.
 
bob has taken over my channel!
Never op (+o) bob, he is evil, and he will eat your firstborn child.
 
I already opped bob, and he's the only op left!
Wait for bob to get restarted which happens on completely irregular intervals, or ask in #help, and hope they show pitty.
 
What can bob do?
Message Reply
flibble plob
any sentance containing 'mooses' All hail the evil overlords!
What's wrong with the CD? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!? ... DUST!!
The internet is really really good! For porn!
any sentance containing 'fishbot' fish don't go m00, only m00ses do!
hey bob, look, it's mumbles! WHERE?!? Aaaah, get it away from me!!!
/me strokes bob * bob purrrrs
any sentance containing 'Chuck Norris' a random (true!) Chuck Norris fact.
noodles mooses?
Unknown commands: 6

bob will also greet some people joining the channel with
* bob hits nick with his antlers
The only way to stop this is by changing your nick.
 
bob will also m00 contentedly at the person that invited him.
 
  bob
 

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